Sometimes I Like to Run Through a Museum Real Quick and Look Only at the Titles Kinky …I like toast and jam. (Quit hogging all the hooch, Pieter!) Apollo was also apparently the god of flexibility. Not quite the same without the “before” painting, but it still works. Telling a bad joke is sometimes called “laying an egg.” Before he went on to make tractors, John Deare had a successful career as a painter. These are all from the Getty Center in Los Angeles.